Make full eye contact. Whoever looks away first, loses.

Looks like the baby is coming out the butthole

I’d like to order a hit, with extra cheese

What does the bracelet do when you take a life?

Don’t be sexist. Of course I’ll hit you

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This is a hate crime

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It’s been a hell of a journey

When Alexander the Great chicken told him he’d grant him any wish, Diogenes chicken asked for him to move and stop blocking his sunlight

Close it

You’ll come here to lie about the order you read it last

Are we gentrifying birds!?

I’ve been saying this for centuries