Lobster: I wish I could live forever
Monkey’s paw: Done, but you are now delicious

How dare you

That monkey is about to bust

Those lyrics
Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang

The ability to challenge anyone to a duel to the death made Norse society quite progressive

Zuko

Oops, honest mistake. You’ll stop burning the earth though, right?

What a wild ride

John Deere became a tech company with a frothing zeal to litigate anyone who attempts to fix their tractors

And the other two hands?

I’d be scared. Red meat is bad for you, but skeletons are full of nutritious bone marrow

*insert Mark Zuckerberg is a robot joke*