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nelson


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What do you call this move? 15 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
It takes years of training to get goosed this hard and not orgasm till you die
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Art done by someone who isn't good at art, @catfluff 9 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
Nice round shape for making burger patties
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What do you call this move? 15 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
Don’t try this at home. They are Olympic athletes
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What do you call this move? 15 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
The goose @xvarnah
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Fight the patriarchy, one movie at a time 7 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
They should paratroop into the middle east where they’re desperately needed
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Standards 6 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
I salute that kid for being there to remind me whenever the biological urge to have kids tries to sneak up on me
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Do you have a favourite Loki variant? 5 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
Nope. He gets trapped in a time loop where he’s kicked in the balls over and over
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Do you have a favourite Loki variant? 5 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
The avengers Loki, before the series made him gullible, aimless, weak, stupid & an emotional comic relief background character in his own show
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Kittens found a cupholder 11 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
Oi! That’s mine. *pour hot @catfluff on your face*
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Tbh I probably am one of the worst people to play as 3 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
I’m trying my best with these shit stats ok!
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Kittens found a cupholder 11 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
*grabs cup*
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Kittens found a cupholder 11 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
I’ll have a soy milk venti @catfluff no foam
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My older brother answering the real questions of life 3 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
The music doesn’t even slap like in the first one
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"I restrict you because I love you" 6 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
Tell your blood that everyone moves at their own pace and it shouldn’t feel any pressure to succeed
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My dad is two different people 4 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
Looks like chicken skin
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My bestie 11 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
I’ll buy you an edible arrangement
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A simple solution 2 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
How dare you…
biodegradables go in the green bins
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P.E. Teachers language of the Gods 1 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
“1,2,3, both of you come here”
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FBI guy laughing at you, hoe 2 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
The homos aren’t going to like this
*homos
*homos
*homos
*homies dammit
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My bestie 11 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
Plant phone?
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It took me a while to figure what the word was. Lol 5 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
We’re going to the tv room, right?
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Our neighborhood owl is getting real comfortable with us 3 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
Your commitment to your username is impressive
Froggo Fun #536 - "One frog to-go, please." 6 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
*sip*
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What is your disorder? 5 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
ligma balls
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It took me a while to figure what the word was. Lol 5 comments
nelson · 3 years ago
I’m here for family flicks. Where’s the tv?
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