It's not a story a smartphone would tell you 5 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
There are other websites on the internet, buddy
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Got to keep it on the level 5 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
Did you say schizophrenia?
*injects you with sleepy juice*
I’m going to milk your insurance dry
*injects you with sleepy juice*
I’m going to milk your insurance dry
Jeff Tracey Mk.2 6 comments
What do you call this move? 15 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
It takes years of training to get goosed this hard and not orgasm till you die
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What do you call this move? 15 comments
Fight the patriarchy, one movie at a time 7 comments
Standards 6 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
I salute that kid for being there to remind me whenever the biological urge to have kids tries to sneak up on me
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Do you have a favourite Loki variant? 5 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
Nope. He gets trapped in a time loop where he’s kicked in the balls over and over
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Edited 3 years ago
Do you have a favourite Loki variant? 5 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
The avengers Loki, before the series made him gullible, aimless, weak, stupid & an emotional comic relief background character in his own show
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Edited 3 years ago
Kittens found a cupholder 11 comments
Kittens found a cupholder 11 comments
"I restrict you because I love you" 6 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
Tell your blood that everyone moves at their own pace and it shouldn’t feel any pressure to succeed
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My dad is two different people 4 comments
A simple solution 2 comments
