Looting before the riots start is pretty awkward

No. I’m not a contrarian

If this Uber shows up, am I giving or receiving anal?

On the internet no one knows you’re a frog

The goose @xvarnah

They should paratroop into the middle east where they’re desperately needed

The avengers Loki, before the series made him gullible, aimless, weak, stupid & an emotional comic relief background character in his own show

I’ll have a soy milk venti @catfluff no foam