$1,000,000

At least 7

Until you learn how to stop

I’m concerned you’d let your kin into the walrus pit unlubricated

Himb dirt colored not dirty

Don’t worry. I sell lube at reasonable prices with family and friends discount

They never taught us the sandwich position at the academy. How does it go?

There are other websites on the internet, buddy

Did you say schizophrenia?
*injects you with sleepy juice*
I’m going to milk your insurance dry

*intense sweating*
Um… no

More ballsack, less salsa. Got it

he had a stroke when he found out that Seattle isn’t real. Happened to me

Yes M’lord

Mo round mo patties

It takes years of training to get goosed this hard and not orgasm till you die

Nice round shape for making burger patties

Don’t try this at home. They are Olympic athletes