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nelson · 3 years ago

Alexander the trying his best

Froggo Fun #546/Froppy Friday - POV: Things That Will Never Happen 4 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

No. You can’t make me

I could eat the whole thing 7 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Is… is that lady a cake?

Understood? 3 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

crystal clear

I've never seen a person stoop so low: Part Deux 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Figuratively? Maybe but your ass is literally worth $4

I’ve never seen a person stoop so low 3 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Is this because I refused to share them with you?

I've never seen a person stoop so low: Part Deux 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Weren’t you soliciting $10 blowjobs from crack addicts

I've never seen a person stoop so low: Part Deux 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Talk to me when you have $1,000,000 to throw at feet pics you candy slut @xlaxxine

Olympic Cameraman Filming a c*ckroach 4 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

That cockroach bet money on that game

This is real 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

The music didn’t even slap this time round

'Great job, comrade Brezhnev! You'll be ready to go to the deep end any day now' 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Alrighty
*unzips*

I will reply to every question 25 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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'Great job, comrade Brezhnev! You'll be ready to go to the deep end any day now' 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Cool but due to COVID restrictions we’ll have to do it remotely. Get in the pool with your laptop then zoom call me

I will reply to every question 25 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

$1,000,000

I will reply to every question 25 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

At least 7

'Great job, comrade Brezhnev! You'll be ready to go to the deep end any day now' 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Until you learn how to stop

Got a letter taped to my door from my brand new apartment managers I have yet to meet 3 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

The new managers are definitely spiders

SpeeeeeedwaGON 1 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Turtlenareff better be in the new season

When is my turn :( 16 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

I’m concerned you’d let your kin into the walrus pit unlubricated

I call it camouflage 6 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Himb dirt colored not dirty

It feels so damn awkward 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Looting before the riots start is pretty awkward

Yes I’m a part of the kkk. Yes I am black. Yes we exist 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

No. I’m not a contrarian

Car that parked next to me at 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

If this Uber shows up, am I giving or receiving anal?

When is my turn :( 16 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Don’t worry. I sell lube at reasonable prices with family and friends discount

When is my turn :( 16 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

They never taught us the sandwich position at the academy. How does it go?