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Use nothing else but cat-dna 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

You mean one step-paw-hoof closer

What? You didn't pre-order the vultron vaccine season pass? 4 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Now I am become Ivermectin, dewormer of horses
-Nelson

Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Grab my card from my card grandma

Just I put that here 5 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

And bald eagles

Chickenshit - cowardly. Bearshit - location based and obvious 12 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Babyshit - easy

Without government, who would remind women to temper their boobs? 5 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

In the settings if you change their region to France, they’ll become much faster

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I only allow non-serious answers 9 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Holy

Today is going to be great 2 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

It’s about time we had some good breaking news

Grand master of kindergarten 6 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

@famousone fully automatic sticks are unnecessary and should therefore be banned for the general public

My man 5 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

His face says “I always have time for my interns. Now get out of my sight“

The brain can trick you 2 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

I’ll take “what feels illegal but isn’t” for $200

You became the very thing you swore to destroy, comrade Lenin! 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

I hate billionaires

Self defense rush!!!!!! 16 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

The correct answer is not enough

Self defense rush!!!!!! 16 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

How many guns and flags do you have?

Linguini Alfredo 15 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

I am now, Linguini

Look who I found on a walk today 16 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Oh what’d you do? Besides eating him of course

Starts sweating balls 6 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

We’d plant a lot more trees if they had fishnet stockings

Look who I found on a walk today 16 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Why’d you eat @happy_frog, @Xvarnah?

The metric system makes no sense, how do you even walk on meters 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

@Xvarnah

Have a good day or pew 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

@famousone

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Snekking into heaven 19 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

This is @Xvarnah and the selfie from before is some poor lady she crawled up inside and is driving like a car

Snekking into heaven 19 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

I like my method more

Snekking into heaven 19 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

@xvarnah by flapping its wings?

Virgil?! 5 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Pull his tail

Snekking into heaven 19 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Little is known of the Flying Snek’s biology. It is described as a vision so brilliant, that many creatures remain transfixed… and watch it until they perish. Understandably, Flying Sneks are very hard to impress.