Or Facebook banning conspiracy theories

I’m sorry I called you a dumbass mr mouse as I watched you die in the mouse trap because cheese is delicious.
@mia_linay I know @demryn is somewhere close with his axe

Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.
-Matthew 13:12 (NIV)

I didn’t spend 20 years fighting in the Jain pits of Masada to earn the right to hold hands with my girl, for these two knuckleheads to do it for free

Sounds like a trap, but ok

My ears started ringing when I read that

Take me to Sarah Connor

*bursts through the door*
Smells like illegal hand holding in here

I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle

You mean one step-paw-hoof closer

And bald eagles

In the settings if you change their region to France, they’ll become much faster

The correct answer is not enough