Ligma balls

Maya Hee taught them how

If Caitlyn Jenner ran for president and won, she would technically be the first female president

Do you not fear death?

@Catfluff no!!!
I love cats. My cat jumped in the bin for no reason. Please talk to him

-Meow*
*Translation*
-If you drive a large truck or SUV, turn off your headlights while going through a drive thru. The people in front of you will greatly appreciate it

I mean the entire continent of Africa doesn’t have the same action you guys have with Mother Nature

None of the others will come if you have no money

If you’re a cat don’t let @mia_linay know. She will find you and she will pet you. You have no say

But then I wouldn’t be me

My conclusion is that the kakapo is screaming because you got carried away

If it took over 100 years to beat it then we’re COVID’s vagina

@memesgobrrr either you’ve moved beyond cute maids (which I doubt) or you’re an unwashed savage yet to be properly cultured

Or Facebook banning conspiracy theories

I’m sorry I called you a dumbass mr mouse as I watched you die in the mouse trap because cheese is delicious.
@mia_linay I know @demryn is somewhere close with his axe

Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.
-Matthew 13:12 (NIV)

I didn’t spend 20 years fighting in the Jain pits of Masada to earn the right to hold hands with my girl, for these two knuckleheads to do it for free

Sounds like a trap, but ok

My ears started ringing when I read that