Damn us 2 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
Superman should be wearing a racing jumpsuit with cement and construction company sponsors, the way he “saves” the city
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Its embarrassing 6 comments
L-Mao 3 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
Taiwan: You have freed us!
British Navy: Oh I wouldn’t say “freed”, more like “under new management”
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British Navy: Oh I wouldn’t say “freed”, more like “under new management”
Vray sa pleche da 8 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
Just so you know I’m feeding your corpse to pigs and throwing those pigs into the ocean
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Trash cat the second 5 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
If Caitlyn Jenner ran for president and won, she would technically be the first female president
I'm sorry I called you trash. Please come out 5 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
-Meow*
*Translation*
-If you drive a large truck or SUV, turn off your headlights while going through a drive thru. The people in front of you will greatly appreciate it
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*Translation*
-If you drive a large truck or SUV, turn off your headlights while going through a drive thru. The people in front of you will greatly appreciate it
Hurricane tips 9 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
I mean the entire continent of Africa doesn’t have the same action you guys have with Mother Nature
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Hurricane tips 9 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
Why do the elements hate America? Hurricanes, wildfires, tornadoes, earthquakes. It’s like the country was built on an Indian burial ground
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Love yourself damnit! 4 comments
Spitting facts 17 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
If you’re a cat don’t let @mia_linay know. She will find you and she will pet you. You have no say
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Right? 11 comments
Kakapo 6 comments
I can’t decide 9 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
@memesgobrrr either you’ve moved beyond cute maids (which I doubt) or you’re an unwashed savage yet to be properly cultured