*removes clothes*
I’ll have a caramel mocha no foam

*Yells in Russian*

This is just gay disguised as well reasoned straight

It’s good for your skin

That little spark started a wildfire that’s burning uncontrollably

@cakelover @catfluff @memesgobrrr @mr_pigeonwizard

Nice

This reminds me of the verse from The Karen Scripture:
“Today my BMW’s key fob wouldn’t work. So I had to use the key, like an animal”

@catfluff

Superman should be wearing a racing jumpsuit with cement and construction company sponsors, the way he “saves” the city

Nothing wrong about making sure that the math is right

Buyer to arrange pick up

Taiwan: You have freed us!
British Navy: Oh I wouldn’t say “freed”, more like “under new management”

I won’t lie to you