Careful not to breathe in the piss steam

The real Ship of Theseus is the friends we made along the way

I’ll take your silence as a no

Cheating is the spice that makes winning taste better

To eat meatballs. There aren’t any gazelles in Sweden

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No, you can’t ruin this

Your pigeon holes are in danger

Pocket pussyies?

It’s because you don’t post enough content

Now you trisexual

Cuddle these cheeks

You don’t like air conditioning?

Will you stop fighting strangers on the internet?

I told her to stop, officer

Step aside mr. pigeon. I’m here on world saving business

I DONT KNOW. Tim Apple is running out of app ideas to justify $1,000 phone I guess
-shrug-

-honesty intensity off the charts-

What a coincidence. My phone has a legs measuring app

@mr_pigeonwizard watch your holes