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Concealed carry finger sandwiches 2 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
>You carrying?
*open jacket to reveal concealed sandwich*
>>6” teriyaki chicken on toasted honey oat
>nice
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yes 2 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Rhymes with The church of Shmentology
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Pressing the ol' panic button 4 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
You’re pressing too hard
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I Can Haz Shelter? 2 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Best we can do is avocados
-society
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Puff puff pass the turkey 3 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Sure you can help put up the Christmas decorations
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Sorry, that’s just how it works. 15 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
When no one is looking, you load up sunlight videos on YouTube, and get your $9 UV lamp ready
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YouTube evolving backwards 2 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
2030: It’s just ads now
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Economics 100 2 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
While you were getting a haircut, your brother broke into your house and took over. He cancelled all previous debts and applies to the world bank for a loan to repair the broken furniture
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Sorry, that’s just how it works. 15 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
You convert sunlight into sex, like a plant of some kind
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Weekly contest #117 1 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Where are the details?
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That's a nice duck 5 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Yeah, I’m hunched over and clutching my bleeding chest because of the pleasure
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That's a nice duck 5 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
No thanks. I have my goose that’ll stab me if I make mistakes @xvarnah
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Happy International Mens' Day 9 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Nah that’s not the weird I’m into
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Happy International Mens' Day 9 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Careful not to breathe in the piss steam
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Ah, paradoxes. Aren’t they fun? 10 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
The real Ship of Theseus is the friends we made along the way
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Baby Monitor 1 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Excellent choice
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title 15 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
I’ll take your silence as a no
It's going 3 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
No more milk for you @catfluff. I’m calling you an Uber
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Oh that's an option now eh? 2 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Cheating is the spice that makes winning taste better
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Lie-on 7 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
To eat meatballs. There aren’t any gazelles in Sweden
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Your favourite movie's about social justice somehow 13 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
ᵈᵒⁿᵗ
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Your favourite movie's about social justice somehow 13 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
No, you can’t ruin this
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Phosphorus 12 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Your pigeon holes are in danger
Phosphorus 12 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
Pocket pussyies?
· Edited 2 years ago
Good times 8 comments
nelson · 2 years ago
It’s because you don’t post enough content
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