I’d be fine with disconnected anthologies that tell good stories from differing perspectives

SCOTTY DOEN’T KNOW

BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAINS, SHENANDOAH RIVER

Do you die after taking a bite or after finishing it cause I want my sandwich

For historical figures, yes.
For fictional characters, Spider-Man can be man, woman, white, black, middle aged, a pig, a literal spider in a Japanese mech suit, a black-and-white 1920s detective

I’M SORRY MISS JACKSON OOOOOOOH! I AM FOR REAL! NEVER MEAN’T TO MAKE YOUR DAUGHTER CRY, I APOLOGIZE A TRILLION TIMES

Is that your missing rock

The peace talks with @catfluff are not going well

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

WHEN I WAS… A YOUNG BOY… MY FATHER… TOOK ME INTO THE CITY… TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

No you gay now. It’s canon

DON’T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT!

*8 HOUR GUITAR SOLO*

Y U do dis?

*makes cat lemonade*

I would prefer loving what I do more than loving the people I work with

Understandable. Have a nice Christmas season

Why did you choose violence first?

@catfluff the undocumentable

WASN’T ME

Finally! A politician that keeps their promise @catfluff

fig yeah