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nelson
· 2 years ago
I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE WHERE YOU’RE FROM AS LONG AS YOU LOVE ME
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On the first day of predictive text my true love gave to me 48 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me for me a little bit more goats
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nelson
· 2 years ago
-a still heart beats-
IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADAS AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN
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IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADAS AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN
Gravity is a law, cats don't obey the law 7 comments
It’s true 8 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
I’ll have to take your word for it. Some of the people I work with are absolute non-persons, but the work is good, and that more than makes up for it
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nelson
· 2 years ago
BEFORE I LEAVE THE HOUSE, I’M *SLIZZARD ON THE **GOOSE
*drunk
**grey goose vodka
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*drunk
**grey goose vodka
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nelson
· 2 years ago
RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
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*watches catfluff suspiciously* 10 comments
We've reached peak virtue signalling 7 comments
You're killin me, pilgrim 10 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
I’d be fine with disconnected anthologies that tell good stories from differing perspectives
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Set Pfizers to stun 10 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Do you die after taking a bite or after finishing it cause I want my sandwich
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You're killin me, pilgrim 10 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
For historical figures, yes.
For fictional characters, Spider-Man can be man, woman, white, black, middle aged, a pig, a literal spider in a Japanese mech suit, a black-and-white 1920s detective
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For fictional characters, Spider-Man can be man, woman, white, black, middle aged, a pig, a literal spider in a Japanese mech suit, a black-and-white 1920s detective
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nelson
· 2 years ago
I’M SORRY MISS JACKSON OOOOOOOH! I AM FOR REAL! NEVER MEAN’T TO MAKE YOUR DAUGHTER CRY, I APOLOGIZE A TRILLION TIMES
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