Why did I learn English?

Modern Captcha is free labor for google maps to identify crosswalks and streetlights

Elon Musky smoked bacon was voted person of the year. That sucks

Mom would be sad is tied with crunchy leaves for best reason

Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like on
A-Jupiter and Mars

Mummy for my tummy

I am on the naughty list because I’m going to have the best day

Chester in a chest cooler

How dare you

I am so upset with you right now

Jojo is good