That’s ok

There there son. Everyone knows the first kid is for practice

Just answer the question bruh

That’s not what I asked

Good man!/lady!

Do you believe in sheltering your kid’s innocence for as long as you can?

The secret is that @happy_frog will aid in your most dire hour

Dear, @xvarnah
As per the previous request, we appreciate your swift and comprehensive response. Kindly find attached a smiley conveying a small token of appreciation from our staff,
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"I'm blue if I was green I would die"
This turned out to be a lie

You’re saying some clown shoes things right now

look at your trees, now back to mine, now back at your trees, now back to mine. Sadly, they’re not like mine, but if they stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, they could smell like mine

no

Maybe she spoke 9 languages

All better :)

Don’t get your sadness on my new shoes, bruv

So that’s why I’m allergic