All the tacos in the world are in the Uber, friend

Hard to spell through the diarrhea

Ponyo?

Well now you ruined my metaphor

You know you like it
Da ba dee da ba di

They didn’t come with software that lets you customize these things?

Yeah yeah, now like my comment and get out of my sight

Da ba dee da ba di

You’d be screaming too if your battery was low

That’s ok

There there son. Everyone knows the first kid is for practice

Just answer the question bruh

That’s not what I asked

Good man!/lady!

Do you believe in sheltering your kid’s innocence for as long as you can?

The secret is that @happy_frog will aid in your most dire hour

Dear, @xvarnah
As per the previous request, we appreciate your swift and comprehensive response. Kindly find attached a smiley conveying a small token of appreciation from our staff,
Sincerely,
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"I'm blue if I was green I would die"
This turned out to be a lie