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Look at the portrait 15 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

*cries*
And himself and everybody around

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I'm calling you out 8 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Yes

Look at the portrait 15 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Stop it @mia_linay we’ve talked about this
Da ba dee da ba di

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>:D 6 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

I’d feel left out if I wasn’t on it

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I'VE BEEN FRAMED, I SWEAR! 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

You going to jail @catfluff

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I'm calling you out 8 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

All the tacos in the world are in the Uber, friend

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A nice 2 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

@mr_pigeonwizard

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The 60's were a wild time. 10 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Hard to spell through the diarrhea

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The 60's were a wild time. 10 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

The next serving of food poisoning will be ready shortly

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Sad, but true 13 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Ponyo?

Sad, but true 13 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Well now you ruined my metaphor

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You've Heard of Elf on a Shelf Predictive Text Game 29 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf. We’ll get ready for work tomorrow and we’ll get back to you

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Look at the portrait 15 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

You know you like it
Da ba dee da ba di

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Yeah I hate it when it happens 6 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

They didn’t come with software that lets you customize these things?

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Look at the portrait 15 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Yeah yeah, now like my comment and get out of my sight

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Hoot Hoot Mutherduckers! 5 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

@mr_pigeonwizard

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Look at the portrait 15 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Da ba dee da ba di

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Yeah I hate it when it happens 6 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

You’d be screaming too if your battery was low

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Remembering to move the damn elf 13 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

That’s ok

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Sad, but true 13 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

There there son. Everyone knows the first kid is for practice

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Sad, but true 13 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

It was that damn fish that crawled out of the ocean

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Remembering to move the damn elf 13 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Just answer the question bruh

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Remembering to move the damn elf 13 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

That’s not what I asked

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While scrolling, a vendor appears 5 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Good man!/lady!

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Remembering to move the damn elf 13 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Do you believe in sheltering your kid’s innocence for as long as you can?

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