Well @mia_linay posted a big watch and now I feel threatened

*pulls you out of frog costume*
What do you think you’re doing?

What we talk about up in the trees stays up there

Woah. Thought you were a very tiny person or that’s a very big pocket watch

Ooer

I’ll take 2. These chonks are the 2022 model?

If you refuse me, honey, you lose me
And you'll be left alone, oh baby

NYA HA HA

I’m just saying hello :)
Marks? Looks like you cut yourself cycling

The one piece holds many things one would consider to be unnatural

“I put my orange, four-inch, door hinge in storage, then had porridge with George”

How could we have been so blind. “Good night” was an insult all this time

His blood is Monster Hydro now

Anything your body doesn’t remove naturally is a body part

I don’t think a negative stereotype is worse than outright racism and we all have negative stereotypes. Laughing at them(the stereotype not the person) doesn’t trivialize their effect on the people in question. I find this one funny
*btw I didn’t know outside Romania they’re considered an ethnic group

Doubt it. There’d be a chocolate milk glass if that was true

Non body parts go in the toilet