9 brains but hasn’t invented shit.
Man 1
Octopuseseses 0

*loves self aggressively*

The halls of the White House will echo with the sounds of 400 Russian musicians and singers

Look left
Look right
Coast is clear
Do nots

Everyone ignoring the fact that Frodo was definitely going to keep the ring

Mood

@demryn

AAAAAAAAMEN

Once found a sprite hidden in the deep freezer and drank it. Nearly died of refreshing cold lemon lime

We zoomed all the way to omicron and now that pi variant is taking it’s sweet time to get here

The greatest trick scientists ever pulled is convincing us to call ourselves “homo” Sapiens

If I knew there’s butthole science at Ivy League schools I’d have worked harder to get in one
*pun intended*