Stahp

hehe

*points gun*
My guy I voted you into office but I’m still wondering when my millions are coming?

Another satisfied customer. Now if only I can remember where I parked my car?

*lick*

David Fincher does good work. It’s disturbing, often graphic, and will stay in your mind long after the credits roll

I’m glad I don’t have to pretend I know what’s going on for much longer

Good. Good. Now lead me to prosperity, and if I fail, it is only your fault.

No way. I know what your fjord does once the ice melts

Shut up and take my vote

You’re sounding like a non-believer right now

Exactly. Finally a politician I can get behind

But when is the class over? Getting pretty old over here

But can you smell what he’s cooking?

You’re telling me that Jabba Desilijic Tiure of Nal Hutta, grandson of Mama and Papa, nephew of Ziro and Ebor, isn’t the sexiest being you’ve ever seen?

hjönk

There are rumors that season 3 might be in the works

*dies*
<10 years later>
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”