Stop. Don’t talk to anyone and go home

@mia_linay is questioning me not since the accident

No don’t do that

@catfluff nooooo!

“…said the spider to the fly”.
Be careful my dude

Lol that’s knowledge I didn’t want to know

Doggo is a hell of a drug

Stahp

hehe

*points gun*
My guy I voted you into office but I’m still wondering when my millions are coming?

Another satisfied customer. Now if only I can remember where I parked my car?

*lick*

David Fincher does good work. It’s disturbing, often graphic, and will stay in your mind long after the credits roll

I’m glad I don’t have to pretend I know what’s going on for much longer

Good. Good. Now lead me to prosperity, and if I fail, it is only your fault.

No way. I know what your fjord does once the ice melts