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nelson · 2 years ago

You had poor taste from a young age

Blood Oranges for the Blood God 1 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Well, hello there, little boy! Don't be shy!
Step right up! I'm a reasonable guy!
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye;
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky…

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds 15 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

The new models do very well in ponds

Who's gay? 2 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

*Spoiler*
It’s you

Presidential victory doggo 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Wow that dog looks just like former Japanese prime minister, Shinzo Abe

I see your basket cat & raise you a basket cat 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

I have the legal documents proving my cat’s superior adorability

Good day sir! 2 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

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I see your basket cat & raise you a basket cat 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Impressive but mine is asleep and is therefore 27% more adorable

Happens More Times Than You'd Think 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

I disagree

I was going to post this on Valentine's 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Yeah this just sounds like more taxes

"Where's the rescue squad?" 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Thanks and sorry for your loss

War crimes *ticks list* 6 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Takes 0 shots. It’s not a crime if you win

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds 15 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

This pond only respects strength. You want nice? Get a pet dog

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds 15 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

I’ll try my best not to disappoint the chef

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds 15 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Duck me yourself, coward!

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds 15 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

You lead an army of cowards @xvarnah

When trouser legs or high waisters just aren't formal enough 2 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

In Japan it’s impolite to have a girthier tie than your superiors

"Where's the rescue squad?" 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Please explain

YugiPro #32 - She Doesn't Let Anyone Octopush Her Around 4 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

*The figure draws near their camp. They suspect nothing*

I wanna know what love is 1 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Saying you’re not a smart man twice doesn’t make you a smart man

War crimes *ticks list* 6 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

The Geneva Challenge

Not since the accident 8 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

You’ve been in an accident. You’re in a coma. You need to wake up. None of this is real. Not since the accident

So that's where the rest of the pants went. 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

There’s business suits then there’s serious business suits

I'm thirsty not desperate 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

I can’t believe you just said that to me

I'm thirsty not desperate 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

I don’t work here