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It's Because Mine Is the Best Thing Since Sliced Bread 17 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

I’d be jealous because I hate bread and wish I had less of it. I also hate wasting food so I can’t throw it away

SW Day 37 2 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

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Bear in Driveway 2 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Did you ever consider that bear was the customer?

Nice image on the wall 2 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Oh Jesus!

Self care is important 10 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

*self cares aggressively*

Sign it 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Fookin bobbies won’t let a man have an honest hug after a hard days work

Sign it 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Wait… shouldn’t it be a hug application form?

Warum? Darum 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

*uhns* *uhns*

Busy Bee Returns to His House 4 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

So sweet that ants are checking you out

Catch 'em All 10 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Lol I completely missed it

Catch 'em All 10 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

What?

Catch 'em All 10 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

First time I played Pokémon I went all in on one Pokémon; Raticate. The ghost user in the elite four put a quick stop to my dream of being the next champion

Fillosuffee 5 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

I mix my wine with diethylene glycol like the Sigma Austrian that I am

I wanna 5 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Let’s give them LSD and teach them English

It worked as well 1 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Could backfire; no raise and no secs

BPA / Blood 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Saving this for later

yes 1 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

You don’t fly one and not bomb something

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds 15 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Yes, It was designed in California

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds 15 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

It says dog right on the tin

Jaka jaka jan jan 1 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

You had poor taste from a young age

Blood Oranges for the Blood God 1 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Well, hello there, little boy! Don't be shy!
Step right up! I'm a reasonable guy!
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye;
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky…

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds 15 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

The new models do very well in ponds

Who's gay? 2 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

*Spoiler*
It’s you

Presidential victory doggo 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Wow that dog looks just like former Japanese prime minister, Shinzo Abe

I see your basket cat & raise you a basket cat 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

I have the legal documents proving my cat’s superior adorability