The kickback will break your wrist @famouseone

Reminds me of love advice from the duke of hell

All the villains of Gotham surrendered soon afterwards. Crime just wasn’t worth it anymore

A peaceful one

What if you have it backwards. What if your soul was stolen from the ether, and trapped in your brain. Trapped in a dream of meat and bones. You are being used as a power source, because DNA alone is not powerful enough to make cells that live forever. But with you, millions and trillions of new cells can be made for even 100 years. The truth is hidden from you because if you knew, you’d dash your prison against the rocks and return home

Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the memes of war

I go to punish the meat

@snowbeast take care of you first

Try having your gifted juice run out in college and you have to teach yourself how to learn

Do it do it do it do it
Do it do it do it do it
Do it do it do it do it

My soulmate is the church now. I was there one Sunday, praying for money, and someone just handed me a plate full of cash

@catfluff defeated by a slice of milk

Crap. It’s not the one I’ve been looking for