But but .. my dad gave me this trauma. 3 comments
I heard a bird sing - Oliver Herford 12 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
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*removes headphones in disgust*
This is terrible music
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*removes headphones in disgust*
This is terrible music
You Never Know When You Might Break Down 6 comments
Imagine the recoil 19 comments
Zack Snyder's Batman 1 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
All the villains of Gotham surrendered soon afterwards. Crime just wasn’t worth it anymore
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Being gifted can have its drawbacks 12 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Here’s an example. If you grew up (were exposed to) around tech, and the internet, then today I can give you a device you’ve never seen. But if I tell you; the brand name, what it is and what it’s for, you’ll figure out how to use it on your own. But if you’re over 50, you’ll need the instructions manual and someone to help you
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Why Were They Watchin Me Sleep? 8 comments
Dang it 4 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
This is the overarching plot of Days of our Lives, but you have to watch 14,000 episodes to catch up to the latest one to get it. But if you ask me, the show’s title is an obvious spoiler
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Peaceful space vehicle 5 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
It implies that there’s a version of that same craft that has military application
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Fit for fight 14 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Join me brother. We feed the meat, keep it safe but does it give in return? Nothing. Let’s go to gym, force it to give us the strength
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Dang it 4 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
What if you have it backwards. What if your soul was stolen from the ether, and trapped in your brain. Trapped in a dream of meat and bones. You are being used as a power source, because DNA alone is not powerful enough to make cells that live forever. But with you, millions and trillions of new cells can be made for even 100 years. The truth is hidden from you because if you knew, you’d dash your prison against the rocks and return home
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Well, it's been nice knowing you 2 comments
Being gifted can have its drawbacks 12 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
I’d advise mastering the fundamentals. They make a big difference when you start working
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Join a pride parade 11 comments
Being gifted can have its drawbacks 12 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Try having your gifted juice run out in college and you have to teach yourself how to learn
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*PS. could you tell the scary men with knives to leave me alone now