We’ll I’m just shy and scared of this place, just a fish out of water from another plane.
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained,
so why don’t you be a pal,
and bring me some brains ;-)

*zombie groan*
translation -> thanks

Greencard go brrrrrrr

We all like Sisyphus, push a boulder up a hill
Be it our money, love, patriotism still
find happiness in it and you’ll never give in

@dr_richard_ew has a good marketing team that implies heavily that they’re tentacles

I’m surprised it lasted that long

You know what? Forget that! You may sweep over our lands like sands of winter, but never again will we bow before you. The bird song sucks! That will be on our flag. Do what you will

Or they could Trojan horse you

The meat, like fire, is a good servant but a terrible master

Even better, find a good dentist you like and schedule bi-annual appointments. Your older self will thank you