Trash 11 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Everyone a chonker when you smol
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The swing at the end of the world 6 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Made it up. My English literature degree is sometimes useful
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Goat's Ready 6 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Can’t agree more. He’s practically begging you to cook him
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Get yours today 1 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Him: Let me see them
Her: *Takes em out*
Him: *puts on awooga glasses*
Her: I want a divorce
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Her: *Takes em out*
Him: *puts on awooga glasses*
Her: I want a divorce
The hero we need 2 comments
Bro 5 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
We’ll I’m just shy and scared of this place, just a fish out of water from another plane.
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained,
so why don’t you be a pal,
and bring me some brains ;-)
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You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained,
so why don’t you be a pal,
and bring me some brains ;-)
Trash 11 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
I am garbage. But I know that the atoms from my trash were made in a star, and makes me feel nice
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The swing at the end of the world 6 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
We all like Sisyphus, push a boulder up a hill
Be it our money, love, patriotism still
find happiness in it and you’ll never give in
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Be it our money, love, patriotism still
find happiness in it and you’ll never give in
If you like space ->link in comments 2 comments
My dog using my wife as a pillow 1 comments
Nurse. Restrain the patient 4 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
@dr_richard_ew has a good marketing team that implies heavily that they’re tentacles
