I guess you're free to go 7 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
“I know my rights…” but you might get punched in the face
Food's Here 5 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
The second doggo is me telling my youngest bro to go ask dad for the new Xbox
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Russian protests are the best protests 6 comments
What are you wearing? 8 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
I ask “what are you watching” because I can’t see the tv clearly from the bushes outside and good binoculars are expensive
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Who wants to be my sub? 3 comments
Wholesome prepping 3 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
The slightest indication of instability and I WILL eat my neighbors
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Who wants to be my sub? 3 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
How do you steal a submarine? It’s not like there’s one guy who forgot the keys in the ignition
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The swing at the end of the world 6 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Made it up. My English literature degree is sometimes useful
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Goat's Ready 6 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Can’t agree more. He’s practically begging you to cook him
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Get yours today 1 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Him: Let me see them
Her: *Takes em out*
Him: *puts on awooga glasses*
Her: I want a divorce
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Her: *Takes em out*
Him: *puts on awooga glasses*
Her: I want a divorce
The hero we need 2 comments