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nelson	
· 3 years ago
Here, have some of mine	
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My sex life is imperfect and I will be praising God now 17 comments
nelson	
· 3 years ago
My sex life is in the way I love you
-guys I think my autocorrect wants to fuck me
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-guys I think my autocorrect wants to fuck me
I Relate to This on a Spiritual Level 4 comments
*flicks tongue tactically* 12 comments
nelson	
· 3 years ago
My dude, you’re overthinking this. The lizards are here to protect us. The moon told me	
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Excuse me sir but can you dont 12 comments
*flicks tongue tactically* 12 comments
*flicks tongue tactically* 12 comments
nelson	
· 3 years ago
Nah bro it’s cool. If they betray us, we have the cats on standby to take care of the lizards	
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*flicks tongue tactically* 12 comments
nelson	
· 3 years ago
I’m sure when the lizards take care of the birds, they’ll hand over power peacefully	
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What's going on in Spain 6 comments
The perfect light switch doesn't ex- 4 comments