But I am a living lesson in flair and style! You just can't help but stare at my savoir-faire

prestidigitation

You can go anywhere in the world, maybe even to space. Ghosts that choose to hide in boiler rooms and rattle chains are stupid.

I don’t trust cats. Sometimes they have eyes like snakes, sometimes they have eyes like people
@catfluff

My dad only buys games he knows he will dominate

That’s a name tag so you know he’s not a stray, and a bread knife for sandwiches.

Capitalism loves all his childrens’ money equally. No matter how stupid

Only watched Lion King once. I refuse to watch Mufasa fall again

The police is typing…

My lizard brain is telling me this is poison

Hmmm… I could apply for a research grant, spend thousands of hours and $ trying to disprove your peer reviewed results and conclusions
or
I could watch a 5min video on youtube, maybe read an article, and parrot the opinions of others

That’s the best time to go outside. The pitter patter of raindrops. That earthy smell. Makes you feel like things are going to be all right

https://youtu.be/BMS31jqRVTg

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I believed that was just a suggestion

I can only believe in myself tops 6.7 seconds a day tops. The doctors warn me any longer and I’m risking my life from the strain

Be careful what you wish for. That might become true

4K so crisp you can see the father’s disappointment in her eyes