nelson comments - FunSubstance

nelson

pew pew

— 47ChromeAKs

Share Contacts

Report User

Venezuela 2.0 incoming 4 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

I don’t care about armies killing each other. But killing civilians is a No. Why?

The One Where Monica Pulls a Funny Face During Phoebe's Wedding 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

I am here to like your comment. Bye

1 · Edited 2 years ago

I’m feeling pretty brave. Will post proof 5 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Go to mars and confirm that it’s not gay

I might offend some particular group with this 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Death is the answer to the disease that is life
/s

Completely normal 2 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

As long as it shoots my ex

Haha yes 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

The one you seek is a wild as I, but knows no mercy

Me introvert 1 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

But I am a living lesson in flair and style! You just can't help but stare at my savoir-faire

Exactly how is this dude holding that drum?? 9 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

prestidigitation

They also blamed Catholics, the Dutch, and miscellaneous other foreigners 4 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

As an Aussie, blaming the Brits is a good rule of thumb

SilverTalon > Tom89 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

You putting together a team?

If you're a ghost without a haunt, my Ouija Board is open for you 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

You can go anywhere in the world, maybe even to space. Ghosts that choose to hide in boiler rooms and rattle chains are stupid.

4 · Edited 2 years ago

Sure sure I'll call 2 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

He wrote a 100 page essay on why he can’t make it, then boiled it down to a haiku

My baby 1 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

I don’t trust cats. Sometimes they have eyes like snakes, sometimes they have eyes like people
@catfluff

2 · Edited 2 years ago

I second the motion to give kitteh tuna 4 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Like a hostage saying “I am safe and being treated well”

You're Never too Old for Games 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

My dad only buys games he knows he will dominate

You came to the wrong 1 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

That’s a name tag so you know he’s not a stray, and a bread knife for sandwiches.

.......Why do these exist? 6 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Capitalism loves all his childrens’ money equally. No matter how stupid

Looks healthy af 6 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

You sound like you wipe your ass with both hands

Oh noes, queers! Anything but that. 5 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Only watched Lion King once. I refuse to watch Mufasa fall again

This would require humility, which is rare indeed 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

The wolf and cub story has been told so many times it’s its own genre at this point. If it turns out bad, I bet it’s because of meddling from higher ups

1 · Edited 2 years ago

Nothing quite like dinner with a garden view 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

The police is typing…

Looks healthy af 6 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

My lizard brain is telling me this is poison

Also, drink some water. You need it. 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Hmmm… I could apply for a research grant, spend thousands of hours and $ trying to disprove your peer reviewed results and conclusions
or
I could watch a 5min video on youtube, maybe read an article, and parrot the opinions of others

Froggo Fun R #98 - Contemplate the Raindrops 4 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

That’s the best time to go outside. The pitter patter of raindrops. That earthy smell. Makes you feel like things are going to be all right

Guys, the ice is Melting!!! 1 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

https://youtu.be/BMS31jqRVTg

· Edited 2 years ago