Just because you’re dying does not excuse you from capitalism

I’m learning German, so I can pretend to be from Germany in Ukraine

Misleading stupid people is a great pastime of us. Unfortunately, sometimes they believe what we say

Go to mars and confirm that it’s not gay

As long as it shoots my ex

The one you seek is a wild as I, but knows no mercy

But I am a living lesson in flair and style! You just can't help but stare at my savoir-faire

prestidigitation

You can go anywhere in the world, maybe even to space. Ghosts that choose to hide in boiler rooms and rattle chains are stupid.

I don’t trust cats. Sometimes they have eyes like snakes, sometimes they have eyes like people
@catfluff

My dad only buys games he knows he will dominate

That’s a name tag so you know he’s not a stray, and a bread knife for sandwiches.

Capitalism loves all his childrens’ money equally. No matter how stupid