Our monkey brains haven’t evolved beyond superiority over other males. Sadly, most of all the heartache in the world is because of this quirk that we evolved to help us survive. This is our fate for the foreseeable future. Until we can hack our genetic code. (I don’t see this happening in our lifetime). Freeze your DNA, maybe future man will revive us into the paradise we never made. Hopefully not revived as grunt soldiers in their future solar system wars

Good stuff. Keep the good times going

Before you sniff yourself

What is a frog but a crab without his mech suit

*The hermit crab has entered the chat*

He also knew how to speak

And that werd is brekfast

She watched life of pi

My gf was asking me if I’d look for her if her flight crashed into the sea

They make good ramen noodles