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nelson
· 2 years ago
Nah son. They’re mostly fat. I’ve been making soap
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Just something wholesome 7 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Son, it’s 1914. And I can promise that you won’t be having a great time for the next couple of decades
Never let them know your next move 1 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
In case you’re wondering whatever happened to Kamala Harris, don’t worry. She smashed that glass ceiling and just kept on going. She’s halfway to Pluto
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Just something wholesome 7 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
No gay marriage for my son. He’s going to military academy
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Oh noes .. 3 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Don’t swim naked or an octopus will go up your butt and drive you like a megazord
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Quack! 3 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
According to entanglement theory, once matter has been joined, they can never truly be separated therefore we can’t break up
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Just something wholesome 7 comments
Volodymyr "yuri boyka" zelensky 4 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Putin net worth
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Convert Moscowcoin to USD
Multiverse of Madness HD watch online
Free VPN
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What is ransomware
Negotiations in Chinese for beginners
Countries with no extraditions
Cheap flights to Congo
And they somehow beat the childhood friend 2 comments
The only good part of this movie (->comments) 4 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
>Please explain mansplaining to me.
>>Oh my god. I am a woman, I can’t mansplain anything.
>Uh… I’m a feminist, and I think a woman can do anything a man can do.
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>>Oh my god. I am a woman, I can’t mansplain anything.
>Uh… I’m a feminist, and I think a woman can do anything a man can do.
This meme is my favorite 5 comments
It's a mystery 8 comments
The dream 4 comments
If hard work payed I'd have been a millionaire at twenty-five 10 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Our monkey brains haven’t evolved beyond superiority over other males. Sadly, most of all the heartache in the world is because of this quirk that we evolved to help us survive. This is our fate for the foreseeable future. Until we can hack our genetic code. (I don’t see this happening in our lifetime). Freeze your DNA, maybe future man will revive us into the paradise we never made. Hopefully not revived as grunt soldiers in their future solar system wars
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I'm so proud and happy right now. 8 comments
