Your beautiful organs

Lol

He’s technically correct which is the best kind

Or Lara Croft

The morbin movie wasn’t that bad

Why is Hillary Clinton on the visitors’ list

Based toddler

> You will never escape this place because you do not fear death
>> I fear death
>Oh… ok then. The way out is over there

That’s crazy

Put her on the cover of sports illustrated. It’s [current year]

I have some leftover Walmart people. Can I use that instead?

Death has no influence on the Cruise Missile

@catfluff

The Chris Hemsworth?

In case you’re wondering whatever happened to Kamala Harris, don’t worry. She smashed that glass ceiling and just kept on going. She’s halfway to Pluto

Don’t swim naked or an octopus will go up your butt and drive you like a megazord

According to entanglement theory, once matter has been joined, they can never truly be separated therefore we can’t break up