What happens when you nut?

I will find you, and boil you in a vat of donkey piss if you text me again DJ
-Sarah

0.5% This birthday party doesn’t have to end

“What!? I’m a wizard, not a carpenter”
-Merlin

Toucan play this game

Everything changed when a windstorm in Iceland threw an iceberg that killed a horse named Jupiter in March 14, 2016. The same day they began filming Fast and Furious 8

Dude, spoiler alert!

Missed opportunity to name the post
“The Legend of Zelda”

Your beautiful organs

Lol

He’s technically correct which is the best kind

Or Lara Croft

The morbin movie wasn’t that bad

Why is Hillary Clinton on the visitors’ list

Based toddler

> You will never escape this place because you do not fear death
>> I fear death
>Oh… ok then. The way out is over there

That’s crazy

Put her on the cover of sports illustrated. It’s [current year]