I bet when a Kirsty dies, UGG boots send flowers to the funeral

Disney has just been waterboarding us with content. It’s all a gray brackish blur now

Thought this was about Pitbull the singer

Ezra Miller is a Gen Z CIA agent

For the first 47 years nobody thought the earth was flat, right, and in the last five years all of a sudden people you know are coming out telling me there's an ice wall. That you can go look at, like… there's these ice walls, like we're basically in this giant bowl of… I don't know, cereal or something. Yeah, but then once again i'm like “All right i'll go with that” But like, what is the upside to telling me, a “sheeple/Ron Howard” right, that the world is flat and not round? Here’s the thing, when it's really flat, what is the upside of doing that right? Why trick us? Why deceive us? Yeah, what do you get out of doing that..? And they can't seem to answer it. I go, “What you need to do is get a pilot's license. And when you go for your instrument rating and when you see VOR signals and realize that one of the things that blocks it is the curvature of the earth, then you'll stop trying to rent a boat to go look at the fucking ice wall”
-Bill Burr

@catfluff

The small one is weirdly bigger than the big one

I would like a refund

3 corpses and a boy

*cat muscles*

@catfluff you can push the world off the table now

Those new Nikes look fire

He just slorped him!?

No

BlackRock is the majority shareholder of the planet Earth

At least your family doesn’t pull international heists with a diverse group of people involving cars

What happens when you nut?

I will find you, and boil you in a vat of donkey piss if you text me again DJ
-Sarah

0.5% This birthday party doesn’t have to end

“What!? I’m a wizard, not a carpenter”
-Merlin