They see me Rollin .. 3 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
You know what, you’re right. I do deserve a Ferrari. My empty bank account is only holding me back, and guns are way easy to find
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Jeff Bezos riding Space Mountain alone 4 comments
Jeff Bezos riding Space Mountain alone 4 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
It’s lonely at the top. But OMG is it wild!!!
-Bef Nebos
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-Bef Nebos
Mmm delicious 14 comments
He's got a point 7 comments
<3 4 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
6.
(2012 - 2022) - a man opens fire in a mall in Denmark, 3 dead. 4 wounded
(July 4, 2022) - 68 people shot across the continental US. 8 people dead
(July 5, 2022) - US Republican sentiment- “You see! Gun control doesn’t work”
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(2012 - 2022) - a man opens fire in a mall in Denmark, 3 dead. 4 wounded
(July 4, 2022) - 68 people shot across the continental US. 8 people dead
(July 5, 2022) - US Republican sentiment- “You see! Gun control doesn’t work”
<3 4 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
5. Uganda discovers $12,000,000,000,000 worth of gold
US Military: Sounds like someone needs some freedom
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US Military: Sounds like someone needs some freedom
<3 4 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
4. Bonbong the superchad wins the elections and immediately, he abolishes the PACC( Presidential Anti-Corruption Commission) looking into his father, the Guinness world record holder for theft of public funds
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<3 4 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
1. Chad Putin puts a gun to global stability, we call his bluff. The madman pulls the trigger
2. Nigel convinces us to ghost the EU. We fucken do it. The PM can’t believe it and pulls out. A B C happens and Boris the clown resigns after 40+ members of his cabinet resigns
3. Biden twiddles his thumbs. “Oh gee, Oh golly I sure wish I knew someone who could stop the republicans taking over”, he says
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2. Nigel convinces us to ghost the EU. We fucken do it. The PM can’t believe it and pulls out. A B C happens and Boris the clown resigns after 40+ members of his cabinet resigns
3. Biden twiddles his thumbs. “Oh gee, Oh golly I sure wish I knew someone who could stop the republicans taking over”, he says
He's got a point 7 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
I think your encounters are illegal on both planets, @funkmasterrex. Also a civilization can advance into the space age regardless of biological urges. Evolution and Darwinism on Earth + limited resources created the situation here where violence and competition are the the rule, not the exception. If planet B had unlimited resources, maybe they developed fast and evolved into peaceful beings who spread peace and love throughout their galaxy. When they meet us - we will annihilate them, absorb their knowledge and spread to their homeworld
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He's got a point 7 comments
Mmm delicious 14 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Pro tip - eat vegans.
-Save the environment
-lower population
-still a vegetarian
-still get to eat meat
-profit
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-Save the environment
-lower population
-still a vegetarian
-still get to eat meat
-profit
Quick sarcasm 2 comments
That's about it 5 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Disney has just been waterboarding us with content. It’s all a gray brackish blur now
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Smort 3 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
For the first 47 years nobody thought the earth was flat, right, and in the last five years all of a sudden people you know are coming out telling me there's an ice wall. That you can go look at, like… there's these ice walls, like we're basically in this giant bowl of… I don't know, cereal or something. Yeah, but then once again i'm like “All right i'll go with that” But like, what is the upside to telling me, a “sheeple/Ron Howard” right, that the world is flat and not round? Here’s the thing, when it's really flat, what is the upside of doing that right? Why trick us? Why deceive us? Yeah, what do you get out of doing that..? And they can't seem to answer it. I go, “What you need to do is get a pilot's license. And when you go for your instrument rating and when you see VOR signals and realize that one of the things that blocks it is the curvature of the earth, then you'll stop trying to rent a boat to go look at the fucking ice wall”
-Bill Burr
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-Bill Burr
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