m*sturbation award? 1 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Impressive strokes
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Pictures that go hard 6 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Welcome back, Agent throws_pies_in_Bill_Gates_face. We need you to come out of retirement for one last job
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Consent 5 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
What constitutes consent? Because you telling me to do it, and then me willingly doing it, could be argued to be consent for whatever you’d do to my hands and legs
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Should I be worried 6 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
>You know, to him you’re the alien
>>Shut up! I’m on my home planet so that thing is the only alien here
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>>Shut up! I’m on my home planet so that thing is the only alien here
They see me Rollin .. 3 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
You know what, you’re right. I do deserve a Ferrari. My empty bank account is only holding me back, and guns are way easy to find
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Jeff Bezos riding Space Mountain alone 4 comments
Jeff Bezos riding Space Mountain alone 4 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
It’s lonely at the top. But OMG is it wild!!!
-Bef Nebos
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-Bef Nebos
Mmm delicious 14 comments
He's got a point 7 comments
<3 4 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
6.
(2012 - 2022) - a man opens fire in a mall in Denmark, 3 dead. 4 wounded
(July 4, 2022) - 68 people shot across the continental US. 8 people dead
(July 5, 2022) - US Republican sentiment- “You see! Gun control doesn’t work”
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(2012 - 2022) - a man opens fire in a mall in Denmark, 3 dead. 4 wounded
(July 4, 2022) - 68 people shot across the continental US. 8 people dead
(July 5, 2022) - US Republican sentiment- “You see! Gun control doesn’t work”
<3 4 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
5. Uganda discovers $12,000,000,000,000 worth of gold
US Military: Sounds like someone needs some freedom
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US Military: Sounds like someone needs some freedom
<3 4 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
4. Bonbong the superchad wins the elections and immediately, he abolishes the PACC( Presidential Anti-Corruption Commission) looking into his father, the Guinness world record holder for theft of public funds
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<3 4 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
1. Chad Putin puts a gun to global stability, we call his bluff. The madman pulls the trigger
2. Nigel convinces us to ghost the EU. We fucken do it. The PM can’t believe it and pulls out. A B C happens and Boris the clown resigns after 40+ members of his cabinet resigns
3. Biden twiddles his thumbs. “Oh gee, Oh golly I sure wish I knew someone who could stop the republicans taking over”, he says
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2. Nigel convinces us to ghost the EU. We fucken do it. The PM can’t believe it and pulls out. A B C happens and Boris the clown resigns after 40+ members of his cabinet resigns
3. Biden twiddles his thumbs. “Oh gee, Oh golly I sure wish I knew someone who could stop the republicans taking over”, he says
