My hunger grows and with bated breath
I watch as you slowly approach my step
“Hannibal the Cannibal” is my sobriquet
For tonight I dine on my fair protégé

Back when the world was in black&white

Get that man a cold beer

Why does he look weird with 2 eyes

Tom is short for Tomathan

Affirminator is a better name

What is this feeling I’m feeling?

Champions know what is at stake. Indeed that is what makes them champions

Barely holding back the rice vomit

No. You’ll finish your late stage capitalism, and you’ll like it

@catfluff

Smoke crack close to a police station. The stimulus + paranoia = mental breakdown

There’s a new DHMIS tv series coming September 2022

1. The one they ride their bicycles
2. The one they go to school
3. The one they play dungeons & dragons

We’re clearly living in Idiocracy right now

I stand with big vodka. Like the really, really big custom 10L bottle because that bitch is heavy af, weighs over 25lbs

Babyshit - very easy
Shite - unscrupulous
Manshit - masculine

That’s going to hurt