Don’t be fooled by this scam. You can make your own swan at home using household items:
- > 1/2 liter of pure hatred
-> 1 snake
-> 1 chicken
Leave the mixture to settle in a cast iron pot, away from direct sunlight, for 21 days, and voila. 1 swan

I think they’re just making noises that our primitive minds perceive as English, the way you command your dog and it responds accordingly. Your dog assumes you understand barkglish, and you assume your dog understands English

NASA didn’t want the ruskies to learn about school girl transformation technology

But what if I doubt myself?

Look at all the sauce coming out of your bullet holes

Lord @Catfluff

Best part is when Harry Potter threw the lightsaber into mount doom, saving the Star Trek

I like to lotion their naked heads. If you see a pink head vulture, you’re welcome.

My hunger grows and with bated breath
I watch as you slowly approach my step
“Hannibal the Cannibal” is my sobriquet
For tonight I dine on my fair protégé

Back when the world was in black&white

Get that man a cold beer

Why does he look weird with 2 eyes

Tom is short for Tomathan

Affirminator is a better name

What is this feeling I’m feeling?

Champions know what is at stake. Indeed that is what makes them champions