Me: These eggs are delicious
Rooster: Those aren’t eggs

Stan Lee, pls stop (T_T)

“What is “Asia” but a noise we make to connect with people who look like you”

If Deku ate goku hair as it was growing, who would get stronger?

Now… I have won
https://youtu.be/FvdH32h5JfM

Never leave your mom unattended in Sweden

Nice

Don’t be fooled by this scam. You can make your own swan at home using household items:
- > 1/2 liter of pure hatred
-> 1 snake
-> 1 chicken
Leave the mixture to settle in a cast iron pot, away from direct sunlight, for 21 days, and voila. 1 swan

I think they’re just making noises that our primitive minds perceive as English, the way you command your dog and it responds accordingly. Your dog assumes you understand barkglish, and you assume your dog understands English

NASA didn’t want the ruskies to learn about school girl transformation technology

But what if I doubt myself?

Look at all the sauce coming out of your bullet holes

Lord @Catfluff

Best part is when Harry Potter threw the lightsaber into mount doom, saving the Star Trek

I like to lotion their naked heads. If you see a pink head vulture, you’re welcome.