*Tosses really high in the air*

I got you bro
https://youtu.be/CvBfHwUxHIk?si=C-4K2jetFwJwENK5

Thanks I’ll let my dog know

Quick question, my dog has a burning sensation when he pees. What could that be?

You’re stunning

You’re gorgeous

@nelson became paralyzed! It can’t move!

You’re stunning

Or is this just fantasy

@catfluff let’s get the fiscal projections for next quarter

The USS Nimitz' (CVN 68) four catapults or “cats,” as they are commonly referred to, used for aircraft launch and recovery, are one of the most essential pieces of equipment on the ship, so cats are absolutely allowed on aircraft carriers

Wai… what? Where am I???

*slurs* I wasn’t that wasted

Don’t worry. They’re on a farm where they get to roam and play all day

T H E S P I C E M U S T F L O W

She must be Cinderella

Are you pretty?

Lëumas

In a 4-way the girls have right of way

*Enjoys the show*