God is everywhere. So he’s at the shrek burlesque show

*watches*

*does a backflip as show of appreciation*

It’s in his frog butt

I’m pretty sure the chain they attach to ship anchors is heavier, buddy

*does a backflip as show of dominance*

*pockets the money*
At ease, soldier

After I help myself

*takes a bite*

Yes

He’s going for the jugular

Mind you I’ve been sharpening it

!ALREADY DONE DID IT!

Don’t mind if I do

Don’t worry, son. I’m proud of ya