*frisks for weapons*
*finds 2 guns, a knife and signed confession of plans to assasinate the president*

I wish I was still fish

The one in our hearts

Moo Deng is a war criminal

*squish*

You have to add boiling water and let it seep for 3min

Better outrun my gun

The cat wants to do her first

God is everywhere. So he’s at the shrek burlesque show

*watches*

*does a backflip as show of appreciation*

It’s in his frog butt

I’m pretty sure the chain they attach to ship anchors is heavier, buddy

*does a backflip as show of dominance*