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Man buys turtles from food market and releases them back to the sea 1 comments

nelson · 14 hours ago

Meanwhile, 1 mile offshore, me and the boys wait to catch that same turtle, so we can resell it back to him next week

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Based 2 comments

nelson · 2 days ago

Sup people

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My husky Polar. Because she's polarized (two eye colors) 1 comments

nelson · 2 weeks ago

I found out the other day that my best friend and I are related. Our dogs are brothers

Iron 4 comments

nelson · 22 weeks ago

I monger @catfluff

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Cute cat 2 comments

nelson · 32 weeks ago

@catfluff look behind you

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Walk into a room and see my cat doing literally anything 2 comments

nelson · 32 weeks ago

That makes me very suspicious

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Nail-biting unhealthy big-hearted 5 comments

nelson · 33 weeks ago

You’re both now my girlfriends

These two cats sitting 2 comments

nelson · 33 weeks ago

@catfluff rizzing it up

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Four awsome nostalgic 2 comments

nelson · 33 weeks ago

@catfluff

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Forge her a ring 2 comments

nelson · 35 weeks ago

Get the can opener

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Well-off onerous perky 2 comments

nelson · 35 weeks ago

*shoots you dead*

This is the way 2 comments

nelson · 35 weeks ago

@catfluff let us love you goddamit

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Wake up 2 comments

nelson · 36 weeks ago

I stare at the sun for 30min everyday to build up resistance

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I for one welcome our furry overlords. 8 comments

nelson · 37 weeks ago

Good kitty

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My roommates went away. 9 comments

nelson · 37 weeks ago

*bites your tail*

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This daily routine 1 comments

nelson · 38 weeks ago

Legend sleeps for 1 minute

My roommates went away. 9 comments

nelson · 38 weeks ago

My legs are titanium

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I for one welcome our furry overlords. 8 comments

nelson · 38 weeks ago

Being naked doesn’t make you invisible

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I designed these holographic stickers 8 comments

nelson · 38 weeks ago

Pokeball turns green. @catfluff is caught

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Roomba found an obstacle 3 comments

nelson · 38 weeks ago

*inhales the @catfluff*

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I designed these holographic stickers 8 comments

nelson · 38 weeks ago

*is useless*

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I for one welcome our furry overlords. 8 comments

nelson · 38 weeks ago

*watches the entire @catfluff footage on cctv*

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I designed these holographic stickers 8 comments

nelson · 38 weeks ago

*grabs*

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My roommates went away. 9 comments

nelson · 38 weeks ago

Never

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Allegedly 3 comments

nelson · 38 weeks ago

Is that what we’re calling it now?

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