Good kitty

*bites your tail*

My legs are titanium

Being naked doesn’t make you invisible

Pokeball turns green. @catfluff is caught

*inhales the @catfluff*

*is useless*

*watches the entire @catfluff footage on cctv*

*grabs*

Never

They smoochin

Puts down the @catfluff

It’s not sun time yet

*frisks for weapons*
*finds 2 guns, a knife and signed confession of plans to assasinate the president*

I wish I was still fish

The one in our hearts

Moo Deng is a war criminal